October is the month to recognize Boob Cancer.
I think it was the great Biz Marke* that once said, “Boobs make the world go ’round, bitch.”
One of my favorite charities is Rock Pink. Check ’em out.
In honor of saving Women’s Breasts’s’ses I have assembled some little known boob facts. It took a lot of time, effort, and endless hours of looking at boobs to compile this list, so please enjoy:
1) The average woman has two boobs.
— Weird, but true. Sub fact to this is that there are never more than two. (That scene from Total Recall was not real.)
2) Motorboating, a term that refers to sticking one’s face in between two breasts and pretending you’re** making bubbles in water, while shaking your head back and forth, was invented in the early 1800s.
— France lays claim to the invention of motorboating, which was called: bateau à moteur…
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