In Honor Of Breast Cancer Awareness Month

Christopher De Voss

October is the month to recognize Boob Cancer.

I think it was the great Biz Marke* that once said, “Boobs make the world go ’round, bitch.”

One of my favorite charities is Rock Pink.  Check ’em out.

In honor of saving Women’s Breasts’s’ses I have assembled some little known boob facts. It took a lot of time, effort, and endless hours of looking at boobs to compile this list, so please enjoy:

1) The average woman has two boobs.

 Weird, but true. Sub fact to this is that there are never more than two. (That scene from Total Recall was not real.) 

2) Motorboating, a term that refers to sticking one’s face in between two breasts and pretending you’re** making bubbles in water, while shaking your head back and forth, was invented in the early 1800s.

France lays claim to the invention of motorboating, which was called: bateau à moteur…

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